Take it from me; sleeping with old men is hard.
Especially when you sleep with two at once.
They get restless and try new positions all the time. They moan. They groan.
Then they snap, crackle and pop.
They keep me up all night long.
In the morning when they get up to pee it's a huge ordeal. Crawling out from their cozy and warm spot under the bed, they make all kinds of weird sounds.
